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Laughter is an
Instant Vacation
Humorous Quotes on Life
When the Simple Truths staff was given the opportunity to submit
our favorite funny quotes, we rose to the challenge and had a blast
and a lot of laughs doing it. We know you'll enjoy reading it
nearly as much as we enjoyed putting it together.
Laughter is an Instant Vacation is 160 pages of pure,
unadulterated...FUN. It has over 250 great quotes, and many funny
photos that'll make you laugh out loud. This gift is terrific for
anyone, because in today's world, who do you know that won't
appreciate a good reason to laugh!
Here are just a few of the many funny quotes featured in this
book.
"My husband wanted one of those big-screen TV's for his
birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have
already." -Wendy Liebman
"Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but
I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes." -Bob
Thaves
"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride
on." -Roseanne Barr
"So far on my 30-day diet, I lost 18 days." -Terry
McEntire
"I'm not offended by all the blonde jokes because I know I'm
not dumb…and I also know that I'm not blonde." – Dolly
Parton
Consider this book our contribution to your good health! In
fact, we'll venture to say if you don't get your "day's quota" of
12 laughs while reading this little book, then check your
pulse...you may be dead!
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